Taylor Lautner is Stretch Armstrong

Taylor Lautner has signed on to star in Stretch Armstrong, a film based on the Kenner toy of the same name.According to THR, Stretch Armstrong will tell the story of “an uptight spy who stumbles across a stretching formula, which he takes and must now adjust to in everyday life and when fighting crime”.Also [...] READ FULL ARTICLE >

Taylor Lautner Is Stretch Armstrong

pThe world needs a span'm sure Hollywood is also in the back of a strip club putting together a feature film version based on Tila Tequila's Twitter. span's parts will spring towards your face, because the movie will be shot in 3D. It will hit theaters sometime in 2012./ppThis shit already sounds terrible, but it makes sense that they cast Taylor Lautner as Stretch Armstrong since Twitards have been stretching their peens and clits to him for the past year. [...] READ FULL ARTICLE >