Sean Penn: I hope my critics die screaming of rectal cancer

Oh, Sean Penn. I can remember a time when I overlooked your douchey qualities long enough to find you hot. You used to smolder with intensity, you used to smirk, and I found it winning. Not so much anymore. Now, when I look at you, all I see is a once-great [...] READ FULL ARTICLE >

Sean Penn Hopes His Critics Get Rectal Cancer

pShortly after the earthquake in Haiti, span't handle the weight of his ego and it sprung a leak causing Sean to jump ship.... Oh wait, that was New Orleans. Let me start over. After the earthquake in Haiti, Sean Penn brought 11 doctors, a few X-Ray machines and a ventilator over to set up a private relief organization. Sean did a good thing (delivered with zero shade)./ppBut several critics blasted Sean and other celebrities like him for using tragedy to [...] READ FULL ARTICLE >