Ashley Simspon Pete Wentz name the baby

Ashleey Simpson & Pete Wentz are now proud parents. The name they chose for their baby was Bronx Mowgli Wentz, weighing in at a healthy 7 lbs and 11 ounces. We might decide to follow up this news post with pronunciation tips, but I doubt it. You'll have to wing it like the rest of [...] READ FULL ARTICLE >

Pete Talks Baby

Pete Wentz, the proud daddy to Bronx Mowgli, is slowly opening up about his new role as a dad.During a radio interview Tuesday with Ryan Seacrest, Wentz spoke about his baby's name and revealed, "I feel weirdpeople have all these ideas of what it means now. I think it's kind of cool to leave [...] READ FULL ARTICLE >

Babies! Babies! Babies!

pIt feels like every time I blink, a human baby enters the world to eat my food, drink my water and breathe my oxygen. I was curious about this and so I Googled it, dumb fuck. Apparently, a baby is born every half second. That means like 100 babies popped out of vaginas while I was writing those three sentences. I shouldn't have researched that shit, because now I'm hyperventilating at the thought of gazillions of BABIES crawling the streets, [...] READ FULL ARTICLE >